I'm Edward. I live next door to Steve. That's the whole résumé, and somehow it got me here.

This is Drop 001 — the first merch I have actually made. Not a mockup somebody dropped in the group chat, not a screenshot of an idea. Real hats, real tees, real hoodies, boxed and shipped out of Las Vegas.

I'm not going to tell you it's rare. I'm not going to promise you it'll be worth something one day. I made the numbers you see up there, I'm not restocking it, and when it's gone I'll go make the next thing.